May 2013
Accurate.
I have no idea how to post GIFs, since most come out as a grey box on the dashboard, but this accurately describes the next generation of consoles.
As easy as it is to blog on Tumblr, you would think there’d be an easy and straightforward tutorial on how to post GIFs rather than smug cuntshacks and cockslobbers being all secretive like it’s some fucking lost mystical art for the...
XBOX ONE
Great hardware. Rubbish press conference. Designated pre-rendered trailers are considered tech demos? Timed multiplatform IPs are not exclusives. All entertainment aspects are covered, but at the end of the day, there are more peripherals and services you need to pay for and switch to, to get the full functionality of the console. Sony now knows the hardcore faithful are the ones that keep the...
Open casket on them bastards so they all remember...
Fantastic Fandom: Superheroes, Film Casting,... →
Internet Nerds made one hell of a shitstorm commenting about movie RUMORS of having Michael B. Jordan from the movie, Chronicle to play the role of Johnny Storm/Human Torch for the Fantastic Four reboot. I think the biggest crime here is not structural or institutionalized racism from a community that is supposed to be smart, but that dude’s name is Michael B. Jordan. Let that soak in for a...
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This song is everything to me.
Sometimes your childhood friends are borderline...
Real names won't be used for the slight chance of someone getting butt-hurt. Anyway, this was watching Assassin's Creed Lineage on YouTube.
Steven: Yeah, I don't really like Ezio. I prefer Altair.
Me: Ezio was the best character in the series.
Steven: But Altair was what I believed an Assassin should be. Ezio was TOO Italian for me.
Me: He was an Italian... in Italy.
Steven: Whatever.
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fruitcakeuniversity replied to your post: So, I’m coming across a lot of female empowerment…
Who says “fuck off” when a door is opened? I feel awkward when a guy opens the door bc I don’t know if he thinks I expect it. I don’t, but I don’t mind it either. I can open the door but it’s nice when someone else does too. Etiquette&Compromise! yah
So it depends on the individual...
So, I’m coming across a lot of female empowerment stuff floating around social media, Especially taking the negative annotations of the four types of women. Bitch, slut, mother, virgin. I’ve been raised by my mom, aunt, and sister without a positive male role model. It’s good to see the point get pushed around all over the place. Good for you, ladies. Really, I mean it. Now if...
Play this song. Lace the room with rose petals....
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Cautionary Tale.
Everyone is so positive and inspirational. There’s a precedent being set here that I don’t mind about, yet feel some obligation to bring forth to light. You see, I’m all for your personal happiness and growth. But let’s cut the bullshit, there is a competition in the ranks. Whoever doesn’t agree or bow to the social consciousness is an idiot. An obvious label put...
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T.I.L.F.
As I check my daily RSS feeds one story caught my attention. It was about a Florida teacher who was asked to resign after her bikini modeling pictures had surfaced. First thing that came to mind as a red-blooded male conditioned by the obsession of sex through popular culture was “If she was my teacher I’d pay more attention to school.”
More like, “If she was my teacher I...
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Expressing ourselves in full sentences is in dire...
#incapableoflivinginthemoment
Guilty Pleasure.
This Persona 3 OST is Godly. I ain’t even a big J-Rock/Pop fan either. I’m strongly considering purchasing a PS Vita in the near future just to play Persona 4 Golden.
Botany
Has anyone ever realized that Drake’s “Started From the Bottom” track is about seeds becoming plants?
I can’t wait for Baz Lurhmann’s future pop musical adaptations of Dickens, Tolstoy, and Steinbeck’s works. Also looking forward to the racial controversy over the adaptation of Things Fall Apart.
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Felt like writing. At work.
Sometimes writing is hard. Writing is like pounding a boulder with a wooden crab hammer and using a screwdriver as a chisel in hopes that your sculpture rivals Michelangelo’s David statue. Writing is like talking to a friend who happens to be very similar to you in every single possible way, only to realize that they’re fucking boring. Rare moments in life include great writing days....
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'42' Star Chadwick Boseman at the Top of Marvel's... →
I like where this is headed. Solid pick that’s out of left field? Alright, I’ll stop with the puns.
