As I check my daily RSS feeds one story caught my attention. It was about a Florida teacher who was asked to resign after her bikini modeling pictures had surfaced. First thing that came to mind as a red-blooded male conditioned by the obsession of sex through popular culture was “If she was my teacher I’d pay more attention to school.”

More like, “If she was my teacher I would have gone to fucking Harvard.”

The constant here is American hypocrisy and the lunacy that is our education system. In order to protect the integrity of the school, faculty, and administration they would resort to treating this like we’re idiots. “A personal matter.” Of course the kids she teaches will know about why their hot English teacher got fired. We’re living in the Digital Information age of the Internet. What’s even worse is that the school has made a move that could potentially alter fragile preteen and teenage minds that no physical body is safe for employment.

“Our teacher got fired because she was hot?”

Let’s not forget the American education system, where teachers who are tasked to educate the next generation of Americans, are vastly underpaid. They’re so underpaid that teachers like the one I’m talking about had to do bikini shots for an extra buck. It could be that this is also another passion of hers. I don’t know. The point is that what has worked then for our schools, doesn’t work now. Especially with the high awareness these kids possess. Did anyone ever think that when parents my age and the generation of failures will raise our kids with the belief that school grades has no diction to a person’s worth?

And whoever reblogged or shared that one picture post that ended up looking like a meme (never use Impact font when making a serious point), about Finland treating their educators like doctors with the same pay grade, not necessarily true. Which begs the question, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BELIEVE FACTS SHARED ON SOCIAL MEDIA? Doctors in Finland make half of what American doctors make. Teachers in Finland make $8K less than American teachers. Finland has a 30% increase in cost of living over America with a 4% poverty rate. Their education system is closely aligned to PISA. I highly doubt more recess time will make kids better at their shit. Quit stalling. Stop the forced inspiration and social justice. Especially when the facts are exaggeratedly skewed. It’s officially retarded. Y’all fuckin’ retarded.

Olivia Sprauer. I got a boner jam.